Clay Aiken, the Barry Manilow of the 21st century is gay?! Shocking! Next thing you’ll tell me that old union-busting scab Ellen Degeneres is married to a woman! Oh, wait…nevermind.
Congrats on the whole coming out thing, dude. And for the love of God, please stop repeating your Christmas Special, because, cheesy as it is, Christine and I watch it every time that shit airs! Yikes…
2 responses to “Um…is this really news to anyone?”
Wow, my jaw just hit the floor. Seriously, you could knock me over with a feather, that’s how shocked I am.
Yes, ladies, sad but true, but apparently I have a better shot with Clay than you do.
Maybe I’ll reconsider my departure from the Claynation.
Nah, no need to rejoin the Claymates, dude. Clay may be gay now, but his music is just as bad as it was before… 🙂