Married for 15 years and living joyfully in sin for another five years before that, Beast (Tomás) and Bean (Christine) live in Burbank, California (Toluca Lake if you wanna church it up a bit) with their gifted, bilingual cats Diego and Nigella and their toddler daughter, Greta. They love movies, music, knitting, sewing, reading, screenwriting, board games, free food, baby parks and Tivo.
Big fans of hearty, drive-all-night road trips, together they have trekked from the shadows of the Oregon Vortex and it’s California cousin, the Mystery Spot, to the hillbilly splendor of Dollywood, Graceland, and Loretta Lynn’s Coal Miner’s Daughter Museum in Hurricane Mills, Tennessee.
Whether they are starting the day with breakfast tacos in Austin, searching for the best pastrami sandwich in NYC, paying homage to cool Yoda statues in San Francisco, or eating shrimp and grits in haunted, Civil War-era plantations in Charleston, SC, Tomás, Christine and baby Greta always take time to enjoy the sites, smells and awesome local flavors of wherever it is they find themselves.
This is their often Tums-worthy story…