Where we’ve been…

Our Facebook friends have already seen some of these pics, but after being away from our blog for way too long, Christine and I wanted to finally fill the rest of you in on where we’ve been…

No, we weren’t off in Fiji with the baby for the past two weeks. We were actually up north helping Christine’s Mom rid herself once and for of the crazy-ass huckster she has called her boyfriend for the past six years. Yep, it’s official, Christine’s Mom finally gave the worthless a-hole the boot. Hooray!

Eviction day #1

Eviction Day #2

And while internet defamation and slander laws — not to mention a certain chain-smoking weasel’s litigious streak! — won’t permit me from going into too much depth about why she kicked him out. I will say this, it is my opinion that this man is a lying, thieving drug addict who has made sponging off poor, unsuspecting old ladies an art. And I, for one, was more than happy to show that bastard the door!

Yeah, we had some hairy “as-seen-on-COPS” moments — three Sheriff’s deputies came to the house when things got really heated at one point — but Greta and Christine were never involved in any of the major battles and as of yesterday afternoon, the loser was still gone. So, yay for us!

And while I didn’t wanna waste any pics on the man of the hour himself, I hope you’ll cherish the shots of him driving away for the last time as much as we did. I’m not kidding, amigos, I was so happy to see the dude go that I was actually singing to myself as he drove off.

Here’s hoping we never see that worthless piece of shit again…

Eviction Day #3

Eviction Day #4


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7 responses to “Where we’ve been…

  1. If you and Christine – the nicest people on the planet – think someone’s a POS, then they’re a POS.

    Q.E. Mothereffing-D.

  2. Damon

    I love the shot of his lonely-ass car driving away. Nice touch!

  3. Oh my gosh, you make me laugh. It sounds like a semi-scary situation but my image of you standing in the doorway, singing with glee as you take pictures of his sad car driving away is just too funny.

    Those pics are priceless. So glad Christine’s mom is rid of him.

  4. Aunt Debbie

    I don’t even want to know what was in that ice chest! What freak show that guy was. Do you remember when he was showing me magic tricks at Brittney’s memorial service? There was no doubt in my mind at that point he was the “Biggest Loser”. They should have a show for people like that!

  5. Cathy

    I’m sorry to hear about all of the drama that went on up north, but I’m thrilled to hear that your mom is rid of the excess baggage!

    That and I’m glad you’re back. I missed you guys! (sniff, sniff.)

  6. robbiekemosabe

    Don’t sugar coat it, big fella. How do you REALLY feel?

  7. Ha! Sorry, man…but I’m still smiling about this victory! Yay! 🙂

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