Red carpet madness @ “The American Mall”

No film studies class I ever took at San Francisco State or AFI could ever have prepared me for how totally insane it is to walk down a red carpet at the premiere of your first movie. Not only is it totally intense and nerve-wracking, but it is also one of the weirdest things I’ve ever done.

Christine and I likened it to our wedding. You spend all day getting ready — and in Christine’s case, several days as we had just returned from a work trip/shoe shopping expedition in San Francisco — worrying that you might be late or that you might die on your way to the event (I’m not kidding, I actually worried about that on Monday) and then you get there and are forced to smile your ass off for the next couple of hours.

I’m not complaining, because it was totally fun, and, frankly, as glamorous as life as a grubby old screenwriter gets, but wow, that shit is just not normal. Crazy…

On our wedding day I remember my cheeks actually hurting at the end of the night from smiling so much, and to tell you the truth, smiling on that red carpet was pretty much the exact same way.

You never knew who was filming what and which picture or live interview you might be stumbling into, so smiling was the only safe way to walk.

And even though the folks from “Access Hollywood” and “Extra” never asked us who we were “wearing” — or asked us anything for that matter — Christine and I smiled like movie stars (or, you know, a screenwriter and his wife from Burbank) the whole way down the red carpet.

And only at the very end of our jaunt down the plushly-carpeted sidewalk, as I paused to snap a quick pic of Christine’s super cool new shoes (thank you, Michael Kors!) did I stop to think about how very cool it was to be there.

I mean, wow, strange as it all was, it was still some kind of thrill! So, rock on, “American Mall” red carpet!



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6 responses to “Red carpet madness @ “The American Mall”

  1. What an awesome night for you and Christine. Congrats! I can’t wait to see it on MTV on 8/11.

    BTW, you mentioned how you were smiling throughout your entire wedding day. Funny, I don’t remember the smile when you blew up over “Wind Beneath My Wings.” šŸ™‚ hehe

  2. Wan

    You guys look great! I LOVE the shoes…

  3. Tom F. Romero

    Congratulations, keep the momentum flowing. You kids looked really good.

  4. Congrats on the premiere! My company actually made the cookies for the event and I was wondering if I could use a couple of your photos from the event on my blog? Thanks so much for the great post!

  5. yeti9000

    “Sweet & Saucy”, you can totally use any of the pics you like on your blog…your cookies rocked!! We came home with loads of them and not only do they look good, but they taste amazing!

    I’m actually planning a separate post just about the cookies, so check back soon…and in the meantime, if you want to see more pics from the premiere and after party, check out my Flickr set at:

    And thanks again for the kick-ass cookies! šŸ™‚

  6. Ginger

    Congratulations!!! What an amazing night this must have been for you and Christine – the two of you looked pretty snazzy and wonderfully happy.

    I LOVED the pictures on Flickr! You truly captured the excitement of the evening. And, the picture of your name on the back of the “American Mall” CD made me smile. I’m so thrilled fo you!!

    Counting down the days until August 11th… šŸ™‚

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