Woody Allen @ Cannes

Even though his last movie, “Cassandra’s Dream” totally sucked — this despite featuring a uniformly excellent cast, including Ewan “Obi Wan” McGregor, Colin Farrell and the scorchingly-hot newcomer, Hayley Atwell — I am still a die hard Woody Allen fan.

And the fact that every other movie he makes is horrible will not stop me from seeing just about everything he makes. The way I see it, Allen makes enough movies that he can make a real clunker every other time out. As long as someone keeps giving him money to write and direct and super cool actors keep on signing up to work for him for scale…I say rock on, Woody!

And though my favorite films of his are mostly from the 1980’s — “Hannah and her Sisters”, “Broadway Danny Rose” and “A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy” — there are at least three other movies of his from every recent decade that I love in a big way. And I’m just talking about his major works like “Bullets Over Broadway” and ” “Deconstructing Harry”, but I also love me some minor Woody Allen as well…”Manhattan Murder Mystery” anyone? Classic!

Non-fans may see Allen’s recent “Anglophile period” as just another tired (if accented) rehash of his usual shtick — and though “Match Point” ranks with his finest work ever, I’d have to agree with them on “Scoop” and the aforementioned “Cassandra’s Dream” — but despite the misfires, I actually found it kind of exciting that he was trying something new for a change.

So, you can imagine how excited I was to read that Allen’s next cinematic venture, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”, was shot entirely in Spain, featuring mostly Spanish actors. Even cooler than that is the fact that the movie received a ten-minute standing ovation after it’s premiere this weekend at Cannes! Ten minutes…man, those Frenchies rule!

Starring Oscar-winner Javier Bardem, Oscar nominees Penélope Cruz and Patricia Clarkson, newcomer Rebecca Hall (pictured on Allen’s left in the pic with Cruz, below) and Allen’s recent way-too-young-for-him muse, Scarlett Johansson, the movie revolves around the complicated love life of a Spanish painter (Bardem) juggling affairs with three different women.

Let me see…all-star cast, shot in Spain and it’s a comedy…gloria a Dios. Welcome back, funny Woody!

Always hugely popular in France, Allen worked the European press this weekend like a pro. And when asked if he himself had ever tackled a threesome — as Bardem apparently does with Cruz and Johansson in the film — he replied: “You know, it’s hard enough to get one person”. Ha…I think Mia Farrow would disagree on that one, but you gotta love the dude for trying.

And while “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” — which comes out on our shores on August 29th — is not eligible for any major awards action at Cannes (having screened out of competition) I’m still counting the days till I can give the movie a ten-minute standing ovation of my very own right here in Burbank.

Vive le Woody!


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9 responses to “Woody Allen @ Cannes

  1. I know what you mean about only every other movie being good. I feel the same way about your blog posts! (hehe … kidding)

    Manhattan Murder Mystery rocks! I love all the ones you said you like, although I wasn’t in love with Deconstructing Harry.

    Yeah, he’s had some truly terrible movies this decade (Curse of the Jade Scorpion), but when they’re good, they’re good!

  2. yeti9000

    Oh, man…don’t even get me started on
    “Scorpion”. That is probably my least favorite of all of his movies, and considering he also made “Celebrity” and “Shadows and Fog” that is really saying something…yikes!

    And the worst thing of all is that I actually own “Scorpion” on DVD thanks to a well-intentioned birthday gift gone horribly wrong! Urgh… 😦

  3. Melissa

    Is it just me or does Woody’s new film sound like it should have been made by Almodovar?

  4. >> ”Manhattan Murder Mystery” anyone? Classic!

    I’m laughing just thinking about the scene with him switching cassettes around while making a phony phone call.

  5. yeti9000

    Ha! Melissa, that is hilarious…I was totally thinking the same thing! And I’m with you on the tape switching scene in “Manhattan Murder Mystery”, Damon…that is classic!

    Also love Angelica Huston in that movie…she should do more comedies!!

  6. Wan

    One of my guiltiest pleasures? The Julia Roberts-singing, Goldie Hawn-floating, ghost dancing, globe hopping of “Everyone Says I Love You.”

  7. yeti9000

    Hey, ain’t no shame in your game, Wanner…that movie rocks!

  8. OMG, I totally forgot about that scene where Woody Allen and Goldie Hawn dance/float as they stroll along the Seine …. HILARIOUS!

    I almost blacked out I was laughing that hard.

  9. Finally saw “Vicki Cristina” last week and loved it! Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem rocked, but, wow, that Rebecca Hall is a beauty!

    And after seeing her in “Frost/Nixon” a couple weeks back too…whoa…move over “Scarjo”, there’s a new babe in town! 🙂

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