Clifton’s Cafeteria, Los Angeles

Located at 648 South Broadway, in the heart of downtown Los Angeles, Clifton’s Cafeteria is the last of a once thriving chain of depression-era cafeterias. And though I had never been there before, Christine, having worked downtown for so long, is something of a Clifton’s veteran.

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So, when our friend Ginger said she wanted to eat somewhere “a little different” on her last visit, we knew exactly where to take her!

Founded in 1935 by Clifford Clinton, the crazy cool Clifton’s is actually known as Clifton’s Brookdale and is designed to resemble a giant forest scene. Having spent several summers as a young man in the Santa Cruz Mountains — my home turf, right on! — Clinton wanted to recreate the magic of a beautiful redwood forest indoors. And, man did he ever!

Clifton’s Brookdale has a 20 ft. waterfall and stream, stuffed and mounted moose and deer heads, a log cabin and even a fishing grizzly bear. And as if that’s not enough, there is also a tiny cave-like chapel — yes, I said chapel! — where you can sit in front of a diorama of a forest and listen to a scratchy recording of “The Parable of the Redwoods”. So cool!

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And with a vast selection of cafeteria staples to chose from, the food is just as varied as the decor. Of course, like most cafeteria food, it was pretty bland, and the fried chicken I had was downright deadly. Really bad stuff!

Ginger and Christine both fared much better with the macaroni and cheese and a fairly tasty sliced roast beef with au jus. But I think all three of us agreed that if we had to do it over again, we would probably eat somewhere else first, then come to Clifton’s for coffee and dessert.

Yes, amigos, it’s true…despite my ice cold skirt steak, I would totally go to Clifton’s again. If not for the food, then surely for the atmosphere, which seriously kicks ass. And aside from being a kitsch-lovers paradise, Clifton’s is positively gigantic. I’m not kidding, you could explore it for days.

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To start with, Clifton’s is a whopping three stories tall. Yep, three stories of faded, backlit nature photos and fake trees! Awesome! And though the third level was closed to the public that day, the manager kindly let me sneak up there with my camera for some quick pics.

Much more refined than the lower two levels, the third floor has kind of a vintage ice cream parlor meets red-walled whorehouse thing going on that is really groovy. There are tons of cool mementos up there too, not just from Clifton’s Brookdale, but also from it’s far sexier cousin, the long lost Clifton’s Pacific Seas. Man, wish we could have seen that place in it’s prime!

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So, if you find yourself downtown with a couple of hours to kill, you gotta check this joint out. Seriously, there is no place in Los Angeles like it.

Clifton’s is open seven days a week from 6:30AM to 7:30PM, for directions, menu and parking information call: (213) 627-1673.

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3 responses to “Clifton’s Cafeteria, Los Angeles

  1. I’ve been there only once (during our Disneyland Tour of Downtown Los Angeles, and I loved every minute.

    If you think the décor is something now, I suggest you see it at Christmas, my friend. It’s like Santa’s Village got in a fight with the Country Bear Jamboree, and the only loser was Taste.

    I agree about the food … not great by any stretch, and not as cheap as you would expect either. But I like your idea of just going there for coffee and dessert (preferably something with Jello in it). And it’s the only place I know of that still serves raisin pie. Next time call me.

    I agree

  2. Aunt Debbie

    There used to be a Clifton’s Cafeteria in West Covina & as a kid we got to go there ocassionally. The best part was the little treasure chest at the end. Kids got to choose something from the chest & it was really neat. The only thing I remember about the food is lots of red jello!!

  3. That is so funny! I saw that they used to have one in West Covina and thought of you guys. How totally cool that you got to go there when you were a little girl in the 1930’s too! Awesome! :)

    Seriously though, they did have a really old treasure chest on display upstairs that was full of those little plastic toys you mentioned. It was very cool looking!

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